3 Responses to “05/06/08 - Coitaled”

1. J.W. Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

   don’t pay attention to celebrities!!!! don’t do it!

   On occasion, I think the celebrity mythos is heart and center when it comes to the most tragic flaw humanity possesses - valuing the wrong things in life.

   If only there were some distinguishing way to discern unusually high levels of ‘honor’ and ‘goodness’ at a quick glance, rather than beauty and wealth. bc if there were than the all us sheep could just focus on that, and we’d all be better off.

   if only we would all walk around with a sign that has our ‘honor and goodness’ rating on it for all to see…that’d work, right? right???

   otoh, maybe I’ll just continue my quest to make millions of dollars, pay to get on TV till I’ve become famous and rich enough to have beautiful women surround me at all times. And then after I get bored of that I’ll say to myself “wait, what about getting myself into heaven, or whatever happens after you die?” and I’ll have a change of heart and start doing charity work and giving away most of my wealth, but still keeping 1 mansion, 1 plane, 1 car and 1 beautiful woman (all of which I can still trade in, of course, when they start to lose luster)

   anyway. yeah…to value thine’s desires, or to value thyself?

   k, im done now. thx consumatron!

2. alan Says:
   June 2nd, 2008 at 9:29 pm

   I’m gonna yell that at every person I hate. Coital YOU!

3. sara Says:
   June 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

   dang, i’ve never heard someone say coital so much as one time before…it’s good stuff. thanks kevin.

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