02/27/08 - Coffee Crisis
Starbucks Closes Between 5:30 and 9:00 p.m. on Tuesday to Perfect the Art of Espresso
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Posted by consumatron on February 27th, 2008 filed in Coffee, addiction, consumerism, dunkin donuts, fair trade, green, marketing, organic, starbucks



February 28th, 2008 at 5:07 am
Of I didn’t drink coffee now - I certainly won’t drink it after watching this…
February 29th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
yikesies!
February 29th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Dad is laughing his a.. off……did you ever think of doing Stand Up !!!
P.S. It’s great to see these videos back—
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:55 am
Valleywag got some coverage here:
http://valleywag.com/361607/whats-new-at-starbucks-3-changes
(sorry, not sure if I can HTMLize stuff here, so I’m opting for the readable link)
As best as I can tell, once being a former coffeehouse employee (the owner was a mechanical engineer the rest of the time, so he was huge on process and quality), Starbucks has managed to capture what most of the non-Starbucks coffeehouses seem to do, but spent a good amount of time covering it.
It’s all a bunch of hooey anyhow. I wouldn’t trust any company that redefines “macchiato” so extremely to have the slightest whit of understanding when it comes to crema.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:04 am
You’re a sick man Kevin. I like it!
March 5th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
and that’s why I don’t drink Starbucks.
March 21st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Is this show unofficially over?
I mean, is it?
Because our hero’s last Twitter was *still* Not a Number days ago.
OMG That still cracks me up so much!!!!!!
But srsly, are you done consumatron?
March 21st, 2008 at 4:20 pm
This show is not over.
I’m twittering more than ever, now that I have unlimited txting on my phone.
I’m also twittering with anticipation for the day that everything else gets caught up and I am free to do more videos.
Fuck the excuses though. I’ll be back soon…. Hopefully I haven’t lost it.
Srsly… I’m not done.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:04 am
A little moral support for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0iTpYZEpK8
It’s not what he says about Bush (albeit true), it’s what he says about failure (while Bush is a prime example) that should offer you solace.
Keep up the good work.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Good news everyone! F the excuses!
(On a side note, We all know, except for those of us who don’t, that the holy grail of video blogs is acheiving the following milestone: having regularly occurring, frequent posts [without being as lame as RocketBoom]. I’ve yet to see anyone with an unrelated Full time job and S.O. be able to pull it off though.)
Srsly though, thanks a trillion billion zillion !!!!!!!!!!!!
I like this show!
June 5th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
you’ve never grossed me out so much before…ugh!