12/22/07 - Me And Mr. C
Thanks to Thorn for the final theme song of the year!
For a better articulated reason why I’ve been gone, watch Jay Smooth’s Ill Doctrine from December 18th.
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Posted by consumatron on December 22nd, 2007 filed in Inspiration, New York, break, end of the year, holiday, procrastination, santa, time, vacation
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:24 am
Hey thanks for vlogging!
Have a great holiday. See you in cyberspace next year.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:12 pm
It is 2008! wheeee
January 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Hello! And thank you for coming to the second edition of a centisecond of comedy from the comments!
This show is where audience members who happen to be me write comments on vlogs that I like that aren’t being updated too frequently, in order to create new content and further delight and entertain those who come to the vlog in search of something fresh, only to be dismayed and disappointed by its stale and crusty attire.
First the news:
Our friend and hero, consumatron, apparently, has referred a friend to an excellent steakhouse, sometime Not a Number days ago. But the french fries were unfortunately over hyped. And as we all know, over hyping something is very horrible, as it usually results in an emotional waterfall of disappointment. The only thing worse than that I can think of is waiting too long for your entertainment. And the only thing worse that that I can think of is being bored and not knowing how to stop being bored. And the only thing worse I can think of than that is something thats *actually* bad, happening to someone, somewhere in the world. like getting fired. or dumped. or whatever.
Now, I’d like to direct your attention to zombies. MMM, zombies. Take a moment and make your best zombie noise, even if you have to do it quietly since you’re at work. Okay now go! ……. there, wasn’t that fun? mmmmm hmmmm.
this concludes the centisecond of comedy from the comments
please remember that I like this show very much and everything I have written or ever will write is not true and possesses little merit.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
correction & addendum: On the steakhouse bit, It appears that consumatron may have been the referree, not the referrer, of said stake house. if so we apologize for our faulty information and promise an imaginary flogging will take place for those responsible. Thanks and good night.